6.09.2013

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The President said,
“All we are doing
is making a log  
of your 
phone calls.”

And all of us 
terrorists
breathed
 a sigh
of relief.

We’re glad 
our cover
hasn't been blown,
as we
 gossip 
about some poor soul.

Talk to our mistresses
and tell the beloved
you have to
 work late tonight.

Get a hot stock tip
from your brother-in-law
at Goldmans.

Thank God
that
our freedoms
and privacy
are not being harmed.

While the 
recording angels
scribble frantically 
in the 
Book of Life.