The underlings protested
to Moses
about their circumstances.
Specifically,
the lack of food
and drink.
So, Moses stepped out
to talk it over with
his Boss,
and returned
with His instructions.
And as Moses came back
to the assembly,
he became increasingly
fed up about
the situation.
He got on his podium,
he raised his voice,
and said,
"You want water!
HERE'S YOUR WATER!"
The ungrateful
slurped it up
without a thank you.
And
Moses received
a memo from Corporate
stating his project
was suspended
indefinitely.
II
The Boss
saw that
Peter had
management potential
and gave him the
keys to the Kingdom
and the powers of
loosening
and binding.
And then,
Jesus gave
the executive summary
of how it was all
going to go down,
complete with
murder and
resurrection.
After hearing this,
the newly minted executive
said the words
a manager should never verbalize,
“Have you really thought this through?”
So after hearing this,
Corporate does
what Corporate does,
and shamed him
in front of his peers
for not being in favor
of the Plan.
